Limericks

There once was a really big dude

he wasn't trying to be rude

but he had no money

and he said he was hungry

so I let him eat all of my food.

There was once a boy who lied

his nose grew long and he cried

it grew as long as a street

then it grew a million feet

oh it grew so long he died.

there was once a superhero

and his powers were just about zero

he couldn't run or fly

who was this guy?

he looked like Robert De Niro